You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

dora not the explorer

Dora not the explorer is a beautiful girl with a lot of talents. She is shy at the beginning but once you get to meet her she would treat you like family . She got the greatest heart in the world that could light up the whole universe.she would always make you feel special even though she hides a lot of pain she always seem to be happy . Every boy low key want her but they are too afraid to ask her . She can sometimes be confused but always find answer . She got haters but she doesn't care therefore a lot of people love her without showing her actual love but she understands that.

Person1: hey have you seen Dora not the explorer ?

Person2: I haven't seen her but I really love her .

by Queenvh December 10, 2016

delulu is not the solulu

being delusional is NOT the solution ladies🤦🏽 ♀️.

person 1: girlll.. Jackson wants me so bad so i said ion care about his likkle girlfriend
person 2: he dont want your ass he rejected you 567890876545678 times, delulu is not the solulu

by 5starbtch August 28, 2023

this is not the wave

Emphasizes that something's off, not right, not cool, etc.
Similar to this ain't it chief, not today.

"I know I did well on this test"
(Gets a D)
"Nope, nuh-uh, this is not the wave"

by ahemthen May 7, 2019

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

so not the drama

wordSoCal/word expression meaning "no problem". Heavy accent placed on the "not" when pronounced.

Person 1: Bill can't make it to your party tonight.
Person 2: So not the drama! I didn't want him to come anyway.

by Doc Sigma September 6, 2003