im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

by coolwill December 18, 2024

Im not gay

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay

Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

by yoururbansdicktionary March 2, 2025

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

it's not gay if he's dead

An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol

DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024

It’s not gay if their men are watching

The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.

Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.

by BillBrasky913 February 29, 2024