Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

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NINJEEPERS

One with ninja like skills that also "creeps" on others.

"lets go be ninjeepers and hide in the trees so we can watch these people"

by corachy (cj,rd) May 1, 2010

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ninjew

A Jew who has ninja skills

It's Friday night and my parents aren't going to sleep but it's all good because I'll be able to sneak out anyway because I'm a ninjew.

by Avrahard August 5, 2011

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Ninjeyrod

When the fore skin of a males penis is half cut off, in turn making it look line a ninja mask.

Or
The legendary staff that only the most trained and skilled ninjas acquire.

"Look at Jimmy's penis! He's got a Ninjeyrod!"
Or
"Master am I ready?"
"Yes my son you are now the highest of ranking, here is your Ninjeyrod"

by PeenSnatcher69 April 2, 2019

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nineties

A time in the 1900s the 1990s was a fun jazzy time but was less 70s and more 21st century.

Guy 1:What is that guy wearing
Guy 2:Its so nineties

by matt tomson April 27, 2014

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ninjutsu

Ninjutsu is a large collection of different martial arts that was used by ninja. The ninja used 18 different martial arts called Ninja Juhakkei. These martial arts are...
Seishin-teki kyoyo(spiritual refinement)
Taijutsu(unarmed combat)
Ninjaken(sword techniques)
Bojutsu(stick and staff fighting techniques)
Shuriken(throwing blade technique)
Sojutsu(spear fighting)
Naginatajutsu(halberd fighting)
Kusarigamajustu(sickle and chain techniques)
Kayakujutsu(pyrotechnics and explosives)
Hensojutsu(disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri(stealth and infiltration techniques)
Bajutsu(horsemanship)
Sui-ren(methods involving water)
Boryaku(military strategy and political manipulation)
Choho(espionage)
Intonjutsu(concealment and escape methods)
Tenmon(meterology, zoology)
Chimon(geography, zoology)
Also thngs like chakra is complete crap, and ninja weren't magical. This is something from the old days because many people didn't understand how ninja did their jobs.

There are some other martial arts that ninja used like using bow and arrows and medicine making but the Ninja Juhakkei are the main ones used and the ones that make up ninjutsu.

by nathan676 March 1, 2008

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