needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

Mc(needs a)cain

an old man running for president.

"God,that Mc(needs a)Cain guy isn't even gonna make it for 4 years if he makes president, old man"

by jessiruni March 17, 2009

Liam Neeson

Someone with a very particular set of skills, skills that make him a nightmare for someone like you.

Guy: 'Hi Liam! What takeout ya want?'

Liam Neeson: 'I will find you KFC and I will get extra garlic sauce'

by Da King Prawn April 5, 2016

Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life

Everyone needs a rowan.

by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

Neeping

A nap/Sleep session. Usually a 2-5 nap during the day or weekends.

1. My friend Robin enjoys to eat and then go neeping.

2. I thing I am going neeping today after school.

by Dennis H. Wings February 23, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003