Muzafar

A word to describe the best guy in the world. He is handsome, tall and well built. He is a gentleman and the most beautiful girls are in love with him. He has brown eyes, a caring nature and does not respond well to people flirting with his favorite girl. He has an awesome vehicle, usually an off-road jeep or a sports car, and he owns a few great guns. He's a rich guy, and generous to a fault. He has great respect for his friends and will always be there for them. He can also outsmart anyone.

Man, that guy's such a Muzafar, he doesn't let any guy even talk to his girl.

by SgtWoods65 June 14, 2011

muzzflop

Long, bristly hair that tends to 'flop' around all the time when the owner of the hair does outrageous actions.

Hey Sean go cut off that muzzflop.

by Nick Kutin September 30, 2006

Angry Muzzeldini

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.

Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini

by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

muzzah

a name some people call their mothers

"Muzzah, could you please pass the milk"

by anonymooooooooooose May 18, 2015

mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

muzakhir

a. being intellectual
b. an intellectual being

I can't believe he answered number 4. The concept was highly complex. He must be Muzakhir.

by faithfyi July 28, 2011