Mucket

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy

as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

musket chugger

A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.

His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...

by Meh Meh Where's My treat March 22, 2008

Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.

"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."

by Gwirty May 25, 2009

Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

Musketache

A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.

"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."

"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"

See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks

by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010

Muckett

It is a Welsh word for an unknown part of your body.

Don’t lift that heavy weight, you’re going to strain your muckett.

Keep that up and you’ll strain your muckett.

by MillwoodsGal February 14, 2018

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020