muffa

your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods

I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?

by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010

Mufftart

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012

Muffadin

pro paladin

Damn that paladin is a pro healer
Yea, it's Muffadin

by DontBanMeBlizzard May 18, 2021

Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

by Tom Foote August 1, 2008

muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.

Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008

Muffroom

The Merging of the words Mushroom and Muffin, it is the most frabjous thing in the world, as it is very cute, and delicious. It's best flavor is Blueberry but Gummy Bear Muffrooms are scrumptious as well.

omg, the bakery is coming out with a brand new flavor of muffroom! Shitaki Strawberry!!

by Pshh...silly! July 14, 2009

Muffroom

A particular ladies pubic hair-style that looks like a Fungus.

"DUDE! Check out that chick! She's got a HUGE muffroom appearing from the edges of her bikini!"

"I heard you got some muffroom fish pie last night, Steve!"

by tinytommy March 27, 2010