Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

Mondayest

When a day is so trash, it resembles a Monday

Today was the Mondayest Thursday, ever.

by Suciobeats July 5, 2018

Monday Club

A gathering of likeminded, middle aged males who get together for beers on a Monday evening, to 'break in' the working week after the weekend. Conversations often include, but are not limited to; cars, motorcycles, hobbies, general trivia and current affairs. Topics of sports are seldom included due to a lack of group interest.

Guy 1: "Are you going to Monday Club tonight for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"

by Hazy Jane October 18, 2020

Monday Cycle

When there is a new episode of an anime coming out every monday, so you have to cycle watching anime and masturbating every monday.

Hey next week I'm gonna start a Monday Cycle because the new season of my favorite anime is coming out.

by dylplckle March 11, 2023

Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.

Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!

by Cameatsass September 7, 2018

Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!

Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!

by i am zoie March 15, 2019

Mondayne

The feeling one gets at the beginning of each working week; also known as the 'Monday Feeling'.

"Man, everyone in the office is feeling a bit Mondayne!"
"You're right there!"

by william200mph September 19, 2005