Mister Matley

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.

Mister Matley never takes attendance.

by Θ. יִ .יְ. Nizarck March 22, 2005

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010

Sister from another Mister

The same as "brother from another mother", but it doesnt rhyme as well. What a gril or boy will say to a close girlfriend, Sister used because the girl is very close to them, another mister is used because the girl is born to a different father.

"Hey my sista from another mista!"

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

mistlecock

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.

Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

mister steal yo girl

A badass mothafucka who gets all the bitches, including yours

Damn that guy, he stole my girl!He must be who everyone's calling Mister Steal Yo Girl

by Stealin' Yo Girl Since Day One June 18, 2015

mistelia

mistelia is the ship name for misty day x cordelia goode, from american horror story
mistelia is better than foxxay cordelia’s name isn’t even foxx anymore

i ship mistelia so badly

by cordeliagoode May 5, 2021

Mister Poopy butthole

When one person puts their butthole against another person’s butthole, and fornicates by pooping in their butthole.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Sarahlynn came over yesterday and I gave her a Mister poopy butthole.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?

Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.

by BallsJacobs363 November 7, 2021