When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
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n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.
after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.
by 2wm June 17, 2011
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No one talks shit to my face, no one.
One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
by internettoughgeyser May 1, 2009
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I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
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rip cliff burton
by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008
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Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."
"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
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face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
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