humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

by Carl May 12, 2003

The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

by brianxymox January 20, 2012

microdots

Slang for LSDs, you know the things that give you trips.

I gotsta get sum mor of deez microdots 2nite, blud, its how its goin down.

Sum thug out da bak woz sellin microdots

by Slickalicious October 30, 2004

fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

by the shoegazer October 20, 2010

microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner August 21, 2008

Microhit

The tiny hits you take when you get to the end of your joint and it's really harsh

"I gotta microhit this roach!"

by Glucosemolece April 24, 2021