Mattie May 

Mattie May is a name for a very special kid. She usually has long brown hair and hazel green eyes. She is very strong and is not shy. She is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in and is very kind and nice.
Here are some words that describe her...
Pretty
Honest
Humble
Patient
Nice
Kind
Super
Awesome
Caring
Loving
and......
Beautiful
If you have a Mattie May don't let her go, EVER!!!!

Mattie May is my best friend

Mattie May by Jimmy3207 April 25, 2019

Mattias 

A tradional Scandinavian name, originating from the Bible. Despite its popularity, it is little known that the name means 'Tax collector of Yahweh'. People who go by this name tend to have sensitive dispositions, but are worth the patience.

Virtues include intelligence, pleasant facial features, high levels of charm and occasionally long blonde hair resembling that of their viking ancestors. Mattias will have a sound sense of perspective, and realise the important things in life, as well as having a profound level of communication, both written and oral. Has a congenital tendency towards geekiness.

"That Mattias clubbed me over the head with his axe yesterday. I didn't really mind, he's kinda cute."

Mattias by 0042 February 10, 2007

Mark Mathis 

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.

Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.

Mark Mathis by owltrader January 9, 2011

Reverse Mantis 

When a man snaps off a womans head with his asshole.

I just reverse mantised her to death!

Reverse Mantis by Reverse Mantis Man June 19, 2018

mattituck 

Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"

mattituck by baller. January 11, 2008

Mattias 

A guy that's very sweet with his girl. He's verry charming, also can make a girl easily fall in love with. Likes to walk around without a shirt. Usually Brazilian or a Spaniard. Verry fit, & hot. Also very smart in some subjects. Sexy.

Maria: "Who are you dating?"
Kaila: "Mattias"
Maria: "Mattias?! WOAH. i would love to date a Mattias !!"

Mattias by hide&seek14345 December 12, 2010

matisyahu 

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

matisyahu by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007