sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.

It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.

by windysister June 16, 2009

brother mattes's belt buckle

Small brown penis flopped over the belt

Have you seen Brother Mattes's belt buckle?

by Master PK August 31, 2023

mattisen

A mattisen is a type of drink. Usually very fruity, but can be spiked to liven up the party. This drink is bubbley, delicious, but does not have a very good after taste. But most love it, mainly because it is addictive.

"Taste this mattisen it is so good."

by HeatherRoseJillian December 2, 2009

Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 16, 2009

mattisse

a fine guy who is sweet at first but then you guys date for a bit and he breaks your heart

is mattisse a sweet guy

at first he is

by Isabelle santimela January 15, 2018

Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.

"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."

by Ike b September 28, 2005

mattis

The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.

"Dude why'd that girl slap you?"
"I tried to pull a mattis"

by LaxPermit February 27, 2012