Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.

1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style

by Norbu September 26, 2006

Metaboards

The very best P2E game you will find on a blockchain with the best NFTs in the world

I won the moon jackpot on metaboards and retired.

by Ladysmooch May 8, 2022

Camp Mataponi

Camp Mataponi is a place where campers can truly be their true selves. Campers live with their sisters and green flames for 7 weeks and enjoy every moment of the this amazing place. You make memories and friendships that last a life time. Girls from 6-15 call this place their summer home. Located on Sebago Lake, Maine, there is nothing comparable to the breathtaking scenery that surrounds camp. Campers cry when they leave. They count down the days until they arrive at their happy place. Green and white link us together. Once campers leave camp, a part of them is missing. Other camps cannot compete. It is unreal how much someone can grow to love a place so much. Everyone is friends. Camp is where girls figure out who their true self is. When you come home from camp you are a completely different person. Camp teaches you the best life lessons such as responsibility and becoming an independent person. The age divisions go from Juniors to Seniors. Seniors run the camp and set an example for everybody around them. Campers look up to the Seniors. Camp Mataponi is no doubt the best place on Earth.

Camper: Camp Mataponi is the best place on Earth where I have made my best friends for a life time and have had the best times of my life.

Person: I want to go to Camp Mataponi!

by mataluvr1234 October 15, 2018

Sana-matasond

Used to explain a situation of annoyance by a girlfriend or spouse.

My wife really annoyed me today. I feel totally sana-matasond

by Deepus Darkus July 24, 2019