mansley

A pointy chinned jerk who will order nukes on giants near your location.

Mansley: Launch the nukes!
General: Those nukes are aimed at the giants current location! Where's the giant Mansley?
Mansley: Ohh...

by Liamwajqr March 5, 2018

O'Malley's Bar

O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.

Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.

Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?

Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.

Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?

by Nick Cave August 16, 2010

lacey mosley

Lacey Mosley is the lead singer of the rock band Flyleaf. Her life's testimony is incredible, as seen in the above entry, and her voice and lyrics are beautiful, but she refuses to take the credit for herself: "I'll show you what he did, but I won't take the credit/ It's not mine anyway, I just held the pen that day." -fron "Penholder"
She's also physically beautiful :)

"You know Lacey Mosley?"
"Yeah, i love Flyleaf! She's awesome!"

by your mom's anarchy March 31, 2008

Bob Marley CD's

code phrase for marijuana. "Listening" is also substituted for "smoking" said marijuana in this context.

"Hey guys, do you want to go listen to some Bob Marley CD's?"

by N0Lif3 October 23, 2008

Bob Marley Cigarette

A joint of weed.

Ay John and I lit up a Bob Marley cigarette the other day and blazed that shit up.

by JBurnes3 March 8, 2009

Mosley Bentai

Mosley Bentai is a frickin great place to drink

Mosley Bentai is fancy

by Digtasy April 4, 2019

Marley

Marley is so fucking sexy. Everyone loves her. She is god

“I wish I was marley”

by Humandudeguy November 4, 2019