Irish Mascara

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.

"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."
"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."

by Dact January 11, 2009

Maravillas Mascara

The act of defecating in the palm of your hand then rubbing the feces on the eyelids of person who has passed out from excessive alcohol consumption.

He was so wasted I gave him Maravillas Mascara last night!

by The Gap January 22, 2017

Maskarana

Maskarana, pertinent to 2020-2021. When someone arrives at a business/store door and realizes they have forgotten their mask and do a full body pocket check similar to the dance “Macarena”

Look at that person, they’re looking for their mask and dancing the MASKARANA!

by Saint007! April 10, 2021

maskaraging

Turning up to your local pub or club and realising that you’ve forgotten your mandatory stupid fucking Covid face mask!

Bouncer: You need a face mask to come in the pub tonight mate.
Churto: Fuck me, I forgot to bring one from home. Have you got a spare mate?
Bouncer: Sorry champ, this ain’t no fucking charity.
Churto: Are you fucking keeding me! I’m fucking Maskaraging right now!

by Sly dog Grin February 18, 2022

mascara mafia

A mob of mascara slangin hotties!! Selling the hottest mascara in all the neighborhoods.

mascara makeup

M:Did you see The Mascara Mafia at the mall, yesterday?
Y: Yes!! They sure have the best job!

by TheMascaraMafia October 20, 2015

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.

Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.

by Ipsylon October 8, 2018