Markus

He is Markus , yes

Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.

by sunghoon March 22, 2021

Markus

Someone who is a grassy no fun blud

"Hey guys I'm not gonna play that free game" "YOU MARKUS ARE A NO FUN DIDDLY AHH GRASSY NO FUN BLUHHH"

by Diddybluhh October 25, 2025

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

Markus

That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai

Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over

by Internet Encryption key July 28, 2023

markus

ugly gay ass bitch

ew is that markus, hes so gay

by carminethefuckk August 2, 2022

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024