Funny way to skate. You’re not a dumbass, you just like it more. So what you have to shuffle your feet a bit you fucking idiot, but it’s all good. When you are cruising, mongo isn’t bad. Doing tricks though? Try to switch it up and not be special...
“You’re pushing mongo? What the fuck?” said Kyle.
“Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.
“Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.
by jaquadan February 18, 2021
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Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
Get the mongolian mud munch mug.The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.
"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014
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It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.
by Johnson Kato June 7, 2016
Get the Mongul mug.The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.
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