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Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!
by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011
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500 miles

Half the distance Id walk to fall down at your door
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.
by Tha manzsz March 9, 2018
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MIlFCheese

The orgasm of an elderly women.
When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!
by James boldina December 13, 2009
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Miles malone

Hey that Xbox player is a real miles malone
by Memelordmax March 25, 2019
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Marco Milesi

Worldwide expert in monkeys' evolution, also known as Mile. He has cooperated with Alberto Belotti for 4 years studying monkeys' behaviour in the southern African regions. Most of his reports can be found on the internet by searching: "best scimmiologist in the world"
"ieri ho visto Mile, indovina? Stava studiando le scimmie!"
Yesterday I saw Mile, guess what? He was studying monkeys.

"Conosci Marco Milesi?" "No"
"Do you know Marco Milesi?" "No"
by jesusmortus April 10, 2022
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milf

A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"
by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007
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milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.
"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"
by jenno28 January 2, 2009
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