Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!

by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021

Matteo

A person who is a poes

" look there is a Matteo" meaning, look there is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matteo

Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.

‘Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’

by t0more November 21, 2021

Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

by Allovesit September 25, 2025

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

Matteo

A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.

Look at that child, I hope she doesn´t get kidnapped by Matteo

by Bilanus April 25, 2023