julio martínez

Is a sexy ass boy that has a big ass dick and all the girls want him but he only wants a girl name brenda

Is that julio Martínez he so cute af and i bet all the girls like him too

by Slslx ni xzn February 10, 2017

Highland Martinez

A gay little boy that says no homo after every sentence

He is a Highland Martinez he gay lol

by Poopoopeeppee December 5, 2019

Litty Martinez

Adjective:

Used to describe extreme hype over a concert, party, or upcoming trip.

Can also be reflexive, describing a state of being when one is intoxicated.

Pioneered by: Phil Romero & Dominic Colosimo

"The pregame is going to be so Litty Martinez"
"How was Coachella?" "Bro, it was Litty Martinez"
"I'm going to get so Litty Martinez before the big game"

by Dom_the_Bomb December 23, 2020

Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"

by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 5, 2022

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

Mortoned

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

by smd001 January 18, 2011

isabella martinez

the most beautiful, nice, pretty, rad, cool, girl you will ever meet!

isabella martinez is SO awesome

by imakittyjustkiddding July 17, 2010