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Marriage

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.
by Blackwolf Morrow March 2, 2011
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MEANINGLESS; if people believed in the unification of two people, then there would not be a concept practiced known as DIVORECE.
1. Marriage is a poor attempt to be socially acceptable by the high-class.

2. Benefits=the only good thing you get out of marriage.
by MadamJo August 14, 2004
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Marriage

A God-ordained union between a man and a woman.
Marriage--And a woman shall leave her mother and father and cleave herself to her husband.
by OneHeart432 January 11, 2012
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A sacred union between two people who love one another. Can be between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman (or should be and is in some states).
Marriage.
by s0phfeist June 30, 2010
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A monogamous bond between a man and a woman recognized by God.
Henry and Sarah have decided to get married, and only make love to each other for the rest of their lives.
by D. Anderson August 10, 2005
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A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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a union of 2 persons to the exclusion of all others..
dude, that dude is getting married with another dude!
by Dee July 11, 2005
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