by The Baur September 27, 2011
Get the Dutch paper machemug. A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
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Get the Machmug. How Peppino from hit game Pizza Tower runs and kills most of the enemies by bumping into them.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
Fork Knight: Do you see that man Mach Running towards us?
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
by Sansational Cat August 2, 2023
Get the Mach Runmug.