I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 16, 2006

But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.

by TEX37 October 11, 2009

M.O.B. (Music Over Bullshit)

(Music Over Bullshit) the belief that music is a powerful force that can promote change.

M.O.B. (Music Over Bullshit)

by Itz60 July 19, 2012

sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

by Maddict November 14, 2010

I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

by TangoTangoSierra February 12, 2012