schrödinger's lecturer

An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.

I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.

by fauxpow August 22, 2019

Lection

When you are having sexual intercourse and you suddenly lose your erection in the vagina becoming limp

Dude I hella had a lection last night with Heather last night, she slapped me and left.

by Runzo88 July 12, 2010

e-lection

Unrefined defined definition of an overtly e-mail campaign election as being akin to electric friction.

I was shocked by the results of the e-lection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

Leckie-Lecture

Its a Scottish term for when someone gives you a rant about using too much electricity or leckie

Mother: Do you know how much its costs for the electricity in this house...
Son: (great another Leckie-Lecture)

by scottishchick February 10, 2009

emo-lectual

A specific variety of intellectual; one whose intellectual pursuits (often the reading of modern philosophers) has left them cynical, overly serious, and had a negative impact on their ability to have fun and socialize.

Most emo-lectuals (believing that they "get life" better than others) openly look down on people that are less intelligent or not as well versed in their particular field of interest (ie a particular art-style or said modern philosopher), making it difficult even for other intellectuals to enjoy their company and vice versa.

Intellectual: "What's that you're reading?"
Emo-lectual: "The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, have you read it?"
Intellectual: "No I'm not familiar with it"
Emo-lectual rolls his eyes with a melodramatic sigh and goes back to reading his book, deliberately ignoring Intellectual.

by Danielle L'O July 25, 2008

Lectorial

Pertaining to lecture, the condition of being like a lecture, preachy, unilateral, authoritative, condescending.

That book/essay/speech had a lectorial tone that limited its wider appeal.

by Innomen July 7, 2011

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009