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I'm lect.
lect by lect-dono July 28, 2003
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I'm Jed.
lect by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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random person 1: how many lects do we have today?
random person 1's friend:AS MANY AS YOU LECT DIZ NUTS

Hannibal Lecter 

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!
Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.
Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020
An EXCEPTIONAL rapper from Connecticut. He raps about the following: depression, weed, struggles, life, real shit. He owns a recording studio in Stratford, CT. Some mixtapes he has are Growing Pains, Pipe Dreams, Danimal Rising, Silence the Lames, etc. Dr. Lector has worked with artists such as Chris Webby, Nikki Fresh, Daniel Zavaro, Timbuck, Ryan Z., Billy Beats, Jitta On The Track, Megan Aviles, etc. He currently has a wife and a newborn son. He strongly appreciates and interacts with his few thousand fans (called Maniacs, or Ladiacs-for females). I suggest you follow him on twitter and check out his music. He will not disappoint. @DLector
"I'm sick of being picked on, I'm tired of being treated poorly, sometimes I wish you fucking people would ignore me. I get it, I don't fit in. I haven't since the beginning. Imagine, imagine, imagine what I could have been if I applied myself, never did though." -Switch Shoes feat. Megan Aviles (On the mixtape "Growing Pains") by D Lector
D Lector by whatsadfjlka February 13, 2013

Lectric Box 

Redneck name for computer. The word is primarily used among Nascar fans and Hillbillies..
Hey thaar Cletus do ya know who won the
Podunk 500 last night?I done past out and missed da endin'. Sure dont, I'z passed out too,but ma uncle Zed has one of dem fancy LECTRIC BOXES wheres' we could look it up..
Lectric Box by MONEY November 8, 2003

Lectitio Divinitatus 

Proto creed that would eventually become the Cult of the Emperor. Saw it's fastest spread during the Horus Heresy. Under this creed the Emperor of Mankind was seen as a God-Emperor. The Lectitio Divinitatus is a direct threat to the Imperial Truth. (Mythology of Warhammer 40,000, originally just a miniatures war game, now encompassing miniatures, cvg's and multiple series' of novels by many authors)
"The faith of the Lectitio Divinitatus, the Divine Word of the Emperor, is not an easy path to follow. Where the Imperial Truth is comforting in its rigorous rejection of the unseen and unknown, the Divine Word the strength to believe in that which we cannot see. The longer we look upon this dark galaxy and live through the fires of its conquest, the more we realise that the Emperor's Divinity is the only truth that CAN exist.
(Ben Counter, 'Galaxy in Flames', 2006, pp17)
Lectitio Divinitatus by Iollan January 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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