Lasternight

Yesterday night, also known as the night before last.

Friend 1 : When was the last time you saw that girl?

Friend 2: Well, lasternight she called me to hang out.

by Shadowbeard July 9, 2009

Leg-Lifter

A massive fart. So named because you must lift up one of your legs to properly release the pressure.

Guy1: "Where did you go?"

Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"

Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

liseth

The most amazing and sweet girl you could ever met.She's the best at everything she does,she's a great bestfriend and someone you can trust.

Liseth Is My Main,
My Bestfriend,
My Trustie,
My Sister,
My Bitch.
She's All I Need
She's Taken By Me Back Off ! -Mariana

You should take care of your Liseth there is only one in the world.

by Yxvngmula_ May 26, 2014

lasterday

The time peroid that falls between yesterday and last week. Excelent for college students who don't have the capacity to remember what day it is.

Jess: Yell lost her phone lasterday.

by Jess's Drunk Ass October 16, 2007

john lester

-a person who is loved , caring and most of all trustworthy;

He is like john lester.

by Niallandthepotatoes June 7, 2021

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

nobody is listening

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

by maria grace March 3, 2021