Laxative Lingo

The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.

John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013

lincoln high school

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s can usually be found in the urban ghettos of American cities. Usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.

"I went to Lincoln High School, so you know it was not private, and it was not prep."

by Jean January 21, 2005

lincoln tech

an automotive school where few people actually give a crap

"Hey I think I wanna set 20 grand on fire"
"Nah man, lets just go to lincoln tech"
"ok"

by amac88 September 3, 2009

lindo

Attractive, handsome in masculine form

Hey chica, look at papi lindo

by Ill Will 1 September 16, 2007

Lincoln Log Pimp

1) noun - A person who possesses a uncanny ablity to build with the Lincoln Log.

Shawn is a Lincoln Log Pimp

by sdawg November 5, 2004

Full Lincoln

When you have sex for 3 hours, approximately equivalent to the duration of the movie Lincoln (2012).

The phrase was first used in the movie Sex Tape (2014).

"Who has sex for 3 hours...?! That's the length of the movie Lincoln. You did the full Lincoln!"

by lbeesntdeirx May 18, 2014

The Abraham Lincoln

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.

It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012