Lindley

Term used to describe a guy that is really muscular but has an extremely small penis.

Girl 1: So I hooked up with Greg last night...

Girl 2: AND?????

Girl 1: He is such a Lindley.

by TS RegPark March 19, 2010

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

lonleyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonleyraven lawsuit on you!

by shannon w. May 6, 2009

Pete Linney

A drink made by mixing 2 parts vodka with 3 parts ginger beer.
Add a dash of gigner and a wedge of lemon to taste.

"Pete Linney on the rocks please"

by Matthew Shaw February 5, 2008

lonley Bj

A person who gives them selves Blow jobs and swallows there own semon

Todd so gives himself a lonley Bj everyday

by Austin GW November 5, 2007

Linzey

Commonly referred to as "Twat Nuggie" this basic bitch thrives off of common basic bitch nutrients. Such can be exemplified by Starbucks, Chipotle, Pizza Hut, Iced Coffee, Panda Express, and of course, Wendy's chicken nuggets. She refers to them as "nuggies" because she is a raging lunatic. Some of her favorite words are "moist" and "justify" stemming from her love of chemistry. Be careful of this basic bitch, as she is fierce and sarcastic and will lash out at those who are easy targets.

No, we re not making ANOTHER Starbucks stop, quit being a Linzey.

by assface91 March 5, 2015

lingey

Someone who loves owls,

Ariana- OMG Pull Over! Theres an owl in the woods! I'm gonna go take pictures of it!
Jeff- Ariana is such a Lingey.

by PupDogAndKimboDog September 7, 2011