A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.
Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10
Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018
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I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008
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A selfish lover, A creature that has slits for eyes. It's forehead has never been seen due to the ugly ass hair that manifests itself on his head. Standing a whopping 2 1/2 feet tall.
Ew, that thing looks like a lenstine!
by Brosef121 January 9, 2011
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In all, a true hero.
In all, a true hero.
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Guy 1: *FALLS ON THE FLOOR* "Dude, my glasses just broke, where are my lenses?"
Guy 2: *Picks up some snow* "Here you go, I found your lenses"
Guy 1: "Thanks man!"
Guy 2: "Just kidding, those are Byoungchul Lenses."
Guy 1: "Screw you."
Guy 2: *Picks up some snow* "Here you go, I found your lenses"
Guy 1: "Thanks man!"
Guy 2: "Just kidding, those are Byoungchul Lenses."
Guy 1: "Screw you."
by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011
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On the lexus, lx, four and a half
Bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass
On the lexus, lx, four and a half
Bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass
by eschmeezee July 28, 2006
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