Laundry and Cookies 

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.

I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.

Laundry and Cookies by Takencrown February 8, 2018

Laundry Day 

the infamous day for when "Larry Stylinson", the secret relationship between One Direction's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson come out. Dubbed Laundry Day after Harry Styles tweeted "it all comes out in the wash" back in 2014.

It's been long enough, I can't wait until the boys are finally free on Laundry Day.

Laundry Day by freddieismyqueenfan28 July 9, 2018

Laundry Fart 

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.

G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?

Laundry Fart by samayle rairn April 6, 2009

laundry racist

someone who separates their whites from their coloreds (laundry that is)

Two separate loads of laundry? What are you, some kind of laundry racist?

laundry racist by foobarbazqwe June 22, 2011

laundry basket

A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.

Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.

laundry basket by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

laundry-mat 

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

laundry-mat by Michael Michael Michael April 19, 2008

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

laundry payday by [e-mail] February 4, 2009