Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.
by roggy doggy February 9, 2017
Get the Lancemug. by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008
Get the Lancemug. Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.
by fogarty June 21, 2006
Get the lancemug. A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.
Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'
Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'
by Chaz78 August 24, 2009
Get the Lancemug. A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.
by Vector's Daddy November 21, 2019
Get the Lancemug. by Sing Shong April 5, 2008
Get the lancemug. A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.
by C123C June 21, 2006
Get the lancemug.