Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.

Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!

by MBL December 30, 2007

Street Locker

That's when you stash you're gear, trees, Del Taco, whatever inside of a newspaper vending machine.

1. Place 50 cents into your local newspaper machine.

2. Remove those newspapers, that's your hustle grab those papers and network your self work on your HEMS.

3. Place your stash in the street locker and add a SOLD OUT sign to the window.

4. Come back at the end of the day retrieve your gear.

I can't be carry this steamin' bag of del taco up in hurr the boys gunna me fiendin' let me stash it in my street locker at the corner store.

by Xtrem3 August 24, 2008

Cone Lickers

A nickname for summertime tourists. Many tourists go to the local ice cream parlors and order ice cream to walk around and annoy the hell out of the residents.

Resident 1: Hey dude, check out those hotties across the street!
Resident 2: Forget it man, they won't be here for long. They're just a cone lickers.

by Gene Gordon September 1, 2009

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.

This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.

by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014

Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004