"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."
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Get the lmao mug.Ever since the internet was created, many have pondered relentlessly on a single subject. It rose above all the other web circulating questions,
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"
Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.
It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"
But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.
Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.
It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."
So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"
Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.
It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"
But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.
Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.
It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."
So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.
"What's a lmaomammal?"
"-Sigh-"
"-Sigh-"
by Brooke. September 12, 2007
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