last stand

A lose military term used to describe a situation in which a group of people holds a defensive position in spite of almost certain defeat. examples include the battle of thermopylae, the battle of moscow and the battle of hill 776. contrary to popular belief the battle of little big horn aka. custer's last stand is not strictly speaking a last stand as custer was attacking and was over run due to his own faulty strategies.

the battle of little big horn was not a real last stand, custer was just to arrogant to accept help.

by 322955469 November 21, 2007

last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.

hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's

by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006

Last Four

When you delete all the digits of a phone number that you don't want to drunk dial/text/communicate with except the last 4 digits-Thereby if they text or call you, you are able to identify them without the awkwardness of asking them "who is this."

John - "Hey man, why dont you text Tina for a late night booty call, she was really hot."
Evan - "Dude, she has a boyfriend who plays for the Vikings offensive line, I had to last four her to not get me in trouble. She can text me if she wants."
John - "Wise decision."

by HTIMF December 9, 2010

Last Thursday

When everything in the universe was created. Also, the time when many various things happened.

I started my period last Thursday.

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

Last.fm

A social community that revolves around music. A way for the world to see what music makes you dance around like a loony. The profile tells everyone what bands the user listens to, how many times they've played songs, and you can add images by BBCode that relate to music.
One of these images is Scaicha which records the genres of everyting you listen to and calculates a score.
There are many things one can do with Last.fm. It looks at what you listen to and recommends similar bands.

Person A: Who the hell are Eighteen Visions?
Person B: My top artist on Last.fm :)
Person A: I haven't heard of them!
Person B: Well Last.fm recommended them and I think they're awesome

by Music Is My Boyfriend =) April 22, 2009

Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.

The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.

by bugsymalone February 28, 2009

Last shot in the bag

When parents have an "accidental" child many years (10+) after their last child was born. This is called the last shot in the bag.

Mike was 15 years younger than his nearest sibling. He was his dad's last shot in the bag.

by Croakmont January 7, 2015