Kostalas

Ancient Greek surname, descending from the Greek term for "Sarcastic"

Sometimes I can just never tell if that Kostalas is telling the truth.

by Swagger Cookie April 24, 2010

koptalk

KopTalk is a Liverpool FC site which was launched in March 1999 by Colin Seaman and Duncan Oldham. It reached the height of its powers in the early to mid-Noughties.

Liverpool FC fans then started up their own watchdog site, called KopTalk Exposed, to hold KopTalk and Duncan Oldham's actions up to public scrutiny.

Since then, Alexa stats show that KopTalk's popularity has fallen dramatically.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was on KopTalk for a good few years before I finally saw through it all.

by AndyOI March 9, 2010

Kotaku

When critics attack for Kotaku for its lack of any journalistic integrity, Kotaku members, frothing in the mouth, will immediately tell you that its "just a blog". That's absolute bullshit. When a news blog has as large of a following as Kotaku does, its expected to have some fucking journalistic integrity.

That basically sums it up. The writers are rhetorically challenged, get 99% of their material from other websites (at least they credit the website), and post up information often without double checking their sources.

The commenters have some sort of caste system going on, where commenters that suck the writers' dicks get "starred", making their comments appear first and inflating their ego, but inadvertently also making them defend their star for their lives. The more ballsy star commenters sometimes criticize the shit writing when its too shitty for even them to read, which basically equals them losing their star. The other commenters depend on the political beliefs and humor of the star commenters to even let their comments be seen, since the only comments that can be seen besides the star commenters' are the ones promoted by them.

Kotaku is the shittiest gaming news website on the planet. It's like the CAD of gaming news. And don't let me get started on Gawker.

by BubbleBuddy September 16, 2009

Kootah

Something to the highest degree of awesomeness. Even higher than saying its little brother - koota

man1: "man these are pretty koota shoes!"
man2: "mmm"
man3: "my shoes are fully kootah compared to your koota shoes"
man2: "mmm"

by cjm_007 October 30, 2007

Kotanda

(n)- Koh-TAHN-duh: A hybrid of the three animals Koala, Turtle and Panda, respectively. The kotanda is a mythical being seen by a certain group of California high school students to be an animal to posess a head of a panda, feet of a koala and shell of a turtle.

Kotandas have a tendency to destroy random things, though they appear lovable. Their ultimate goal is to take over high schools across the world, and eventually the world.

"The kotanda stole all the possessions in my locker!"

by Mr.ChocoPocky May 11, 2010

kofra

Generalized term for a kind of an uber nasty skin rash. It is usually a big, reddish to blackish growth that appears on any part of the body and that, if not treated right away, spreads very rapidly.

I was about to ask that hot chick out, until I saw a patch of kofra peeking under her blouse.

by slappinguniverse May 24, 2010

koutala

It is a very famous weapon of disaster used in Greek neighbourhoods. It is a huge, wooden spoon, which "Yiaya" "Γιαγιά" used to cook with. It is also widely used as a weapon. Most people who have Greek relatives/live in Greece know what a koutala is.

Oh god, mom is chasing me with the koutala again!

by Grammar's Synonym Roll December 8, 2019