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KopTalk is a Liverpool FC site which was launched in March 1999 by Colin Seaman and Duncan Oldham. It reached the height of its powers in the early to mid-Noughties.

Liverpool FC fans then started up their own watchdog site, called KopTalk Exposed, to hold KopTalk and Duncan Oldham's actions up to public scrutiny.

Since then, Alexa stats show that KopTalk's popularity has fallen dramatically.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was on KopTalk for a good few years before I finally saw through it all.
koptalk by AndyOI March 9, 2010
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Koptalk is a fans website about Liverpool Football Club which mainly appeals to the younger fans of the club. It is roundly criticised by many fans for charging money to access it and many people will not use it as a matter of principle as they consider its owner Duncan Oldham to be guilty of many unscrupulous business practices. Originally it started off as an e-mail distribution list in the mid to late 90s and then evolved into a giant message board which is almost totally run by members of the site. Oldham appeared to originally have many insider contacts at the club during the Houllier era, but since Rafael Benitez has taken over, most of the inside information that made the site famous tends to come from the posters on the site rather than the people who run it. It is also renowned for the amount of wannabes who post false information. Despite this, it continues to be one of the more successful unofficial Liverpool Football club websites and turns over a tidy profit.
For the latest news about Lauren, log onto Koptalk.
koptalk by ExKT May 13, 2006
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A site that i paid money to discuss the club i love on. Yes paid to talk about Liverpool
Pay money to koptalk.net and you to can talk about liverpool football club
koptalk by Alex May 3, 2004
A website that people discuss footballing matters relating to liverpool football club
Lets discuss footballing matters related to liverpool on Koptalk
koptalk by NetBoy May 3, 2004
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