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Cesspool of Knowledge

An extention of the popular, "pool of knowledge" that basically means someone is so smart and has such a large information base they surpass just being a pool of knowledge, they can miraculously pull things out of their ass, and hence are a cesspool of knowledge.

Could be taken as a compliment or an insult--i.e. someone that is full of shit.
You're so smart you're like a cesspool of knowledge!
by Amacessknow February 25, 2009
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carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.
"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."
by Kevin July 14, 2008
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Knowledgeologist

Follower of the Religion, Knowledgeology.

A modern, popular and fast growing religion.
"That man seems very wise and at peace with the world, perhaps he is a Knowledgeologist"
by HugoLeasing March 8, 2008
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Knowles

That guy is such a Knowles
by Thesmeg July 7, 2008
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Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.
HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.
by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013
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Knowledge Vampire

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.
by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021
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Knowledge Plug

Knowledge Plug Is An Smart Plug That Has Vamp Anthem, Anime Beats, Twentywrld Beats, Factory Beats, Dark Plug, Knowledge Plug, Summon Beats, Hardcore Beats, Horror Beats, Drill Beats, Sorrovw Beats, Midi’s, 808s, Drumkits, Fl Studio Tips, (And More.)
by Hizaruyke August 27, 2023
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