Jurastic

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing

The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure

by J. Sal big fish, Van Remy March 4, 2009

Jurasic Prick

Older male who should of retired already, usually in charge or thinks he's in charge and likes to give people a hard time.

"Hey Joe, who are you working for this week?" Joe says " I'm working in accounting for that Jurasic Prick."

by electric32 December 22, 2007

Jurrassafrazz

verb. the act of putting one's face into an elderly lady's hairy vaginal area, while making roars, mimicking a dinosaur of the jurrasic age.

Brandon H. gave his best friend Billy Jones' grandmother a jurrassafrazz.

by Roooooopert April 17, 2009

Jurassic Joel

To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.

I just got Jurassic Joel'ed!!

by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010

Jubralta

Your not qualified to know this word

Howdy, Jubralta

by FuckYourFavoriteGrandma August 16, 2019

Jusanie

A cool , funny and intelligent person who is VERY confident and literally knows everything

“Oh shit that’s a Jusanie he’s so cool”

by Daywalker223 January 5, 2020

jurassic rook

A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board

So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.

by anuncertainsomeone February 5, 2022