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Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021
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Jonathon O’Hare

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside the bone section. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends
Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself

Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’Hare
by Mr. CAMeleon August 24, 2022
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Jonathon gigglesack

A really sick dude who has big muscles
Jonathon gigglesack has joined the experience
by Jonathon gigglesack October 23, 2022
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Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)
"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
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The true Jonathon
Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah
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Jonathong

When your friend won't make a list about his cap's red flags even when he says he's in his "alone era"
Jonathong is on Kendrick's head...omg
by Kendrick1234567890 April 10, 2023
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Jonathon

The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀
Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 May 5, 2023
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