Jonathon

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020

JonAmon

The PogChampion

JonAmon is a cool dude :)

by JonAmon July 10, 2020

Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry

"I love that Jonathon Philips".

by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020