wee jobby

A jobby which is smaller than average see also (jobby)
Term commonly used across albany park as an insult particularly house 14 and 15.

"Haw you ya wee jobby!"
"That wasn't a wee jobby that was a meaty toalie!"

by house 15 October 25, 2007

ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009

Jobs Done!

Funny phrase used in warcraft after a building is completed by the human worker

Jobs Done!

by Cleany May 14, 2004

Jobsolence

A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.

When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.

by Mohit Hira March 2, 2009

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.

Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.

by SenselessNoise September 7, 2010

jossy

The feeling of embarrassment caused by an action that would cause shame to your mother. Female PhD students are particularly prone to performing an act that would make them feel jossy.

I got a ticket for going through a stop sign... my excuse was that I was going too fast to stop. I feel soooo jossy.

by unjossy February 21, 2011