Jenner Jinx

It is like the Kardashian curse only that the jinx is caused by dating or having relations with a Jenner.

Woman: Did you see Blake Griffin hanging out with Kendal Jenner?

Man: Looks like he's getting the Jenner Jinx!

by Cosmic Doge September 3, 2017

jenergy

A type of personal energy generated by Joel. Positive, frantic, pure, loving.

“Please give me some of that sweet, sweet jenergy - I gotsa have sum”

by Creator of jenergy May 9, 2021

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007

Jenner

A very funny guy that loves to mess with people, sometimes too much. Can be very awkward an lame, but in a good way. Very talented when it comes to playing and instrument. A guy you can always trust with anything. An overall awesome guy and great kisser.

'If I was Jenner, I would be sooo bad ass.'

by taylor is cooooool February 8, 2010

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.

"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
-click-
"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
-click-
"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

by AcneAndAnthrax June 8, 2015

jetered

to be cut off cold; excommunicated;

it's like having someone having put his/her hand in your face, only permanently.

"Jeter reportedly has never forgiven A-Rod for the disparaging remarks he made in Esquire in 2001, and as one Yankee official said, "There is no coming back from one of Derek's grudges. Once you're gone, you're gone."

(Alex) Rodriguez shouldn't feel that bad, really. Jeter apparently did the same to Mariah Carey a decade ago, cutting off their relationship so abruptly -- and remaining so determined not to let the singer back into his good graces -- that kids created the slang-verb "Jetered" to mean getting forever dumped."

Bob Klapisch, ESPN

by CBK October 18, 2006