Offshore Jerkin

When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.

Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.

by Dude43212 June 16, 2018

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workin' and jerkin'

taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!

in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!

a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??

hey john! , what've YOU been up to lately ?? john: "workin' and jerkin' " !!

by michael foolsley April 1, 2022

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Jerkin' Joey

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.

Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!

by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015

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Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

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Shabby Jerkin

Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina

"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin."
"That man goes through so many shirts that way."

by aigle December 9, 2022

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Jerkin Pox

A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.

Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.

by xristopher cringle October 18, 2010

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