jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Post Jerk-off State (PJS)

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.

My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.

by CMR430 February 12, 2010

jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

by JrkOFF September 19, 2017

jerk off

to masturbate with hands

i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes

by kirsty's toe smeller March 4, 2005

jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

by Joedaman March 19, 2010

Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009