Are you ready for Jerkin January
by Prizmic Soar November 02, 2019
When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
by Dude43212 June 13, 2018
taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
by michael foolsley April 01, 2022
Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina
by aigle December 10, 2022
Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!
by BreakBeatDrums September 03, 2015
A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.
Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.
by xristopher cringle October 16, 2010
The act of jerking off with or in jello container, or placing in a zip lock bag leaving alitte open put between matress and fuck your matress!
by kitty katttt October 20, 2009