Ilyan

Ilyan is a beast at videogames he may have quite the bit of weight yet he is a athletic and strong trust me he typically detests people such as Justin Bieber (although he is not relevant lately) Ilyan's are kind caring and love their parents.

Guy 1: woah he seems strong
guy 2: duh that's Ilyan

by Nigahiga18 June 7, 2018

Going Iranian

To conduct peaceful protest against perceived injustice.

They were going Iranian on his ass when he tried to close down the schools.

by Ali Agha Joon Joon July 29, 2009

small Iranian

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it

Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny

by j-mannn July 12, 2011

Go Iranian

When a group of people take action against all odds.

- Man the neighbor's car alarm kept up the whole street all night.
- You should have complained.
- Yeah but he is a black belt and could kick my ass.
- Then the whole neighborhood should go Iranian on him.

by houjan July 27, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

iran

Once a prosporos land and home of the earliest Aryan tribes who later migrated to europe. Has been a hot bed for math, science, astronomy, architecture, philosopy, poetery, medicine and business as long as the Greeks. In-fact, Greeks and Persians shared wealth, territories and army's.

Currently ruled by a puppet regime and a scapegoat for America's huge deficit and loses on the oil market due to the sorry state of the U.S. dollar.
Iran is the second largest exporter of oil in the world and thus has a huge impact on the world market and the U.S. economy.

Iran means 'land of the Aryans' in its ancient indo european language.

by Hurrley May 13, 2006

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005