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invisible

Used to refer to something or someone which is conspicuously missing.
There was invisible happy at the funeral.
by Claire the Pear November 2, 2008
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Invisibob

An Invisibob is a special avatar glitch from Gaia Online. This avatar glitch was only possible on April Fools' Day of 2004.

Since the YGS, or "You got Served" boxes, exploded in your avatar's face, it looked like there was soot on it.

The Administrators had planned for it to go away after 24 hours, but it didn't - they'd stay until you saved changes to your avatar. Thus, this led to two types of rare avatars: the Sootfaces and Invisibobs.

An Invisibob was created by deleting your avatar data, then clicking on a YGS box. The resulting explosion glitched the avatar system and forced your avatar to go to the default base - a Soot-face and a pair of floating boxers.

...See one on Gaia Online, by doing a search in the memberlist for "Sevi Rais.".
"Sevi Rais", "Weeping Willow", and "Teh Ghost of Bap" are all Invisibobs.
or
I wish I were an Invisibob. Instead I'm an Invisibob Wannabe.
by Kenjoki Ikari January 26, 2005
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invisible typewriter

when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
by mearepirate October 5, 2009
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Invisibility

1. A superpower thought up by many males in an attempt to achieve their utmost sexual fantasies.

2. The act of becoming unseen to the naked eye through the use of items, spells, or by paranormal reasons.

3. Not being visible.
1. Dazil: "Boy, I wish I had the power of invisibility so that I can sneak into the women's fitting rooms to peek on them!"

2. The ability of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. When no one is under it, it's visible. When it is covering someone's body, it grants invisibility for no apparent explanation except for the fact it's magic.

3. "You are a ghost Fisher, be nothing more than a Splinter Cell."
by Ralph G. May 28, 2008
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Invisiped

Abbr. 'Invisible Pedestrian'

The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.

The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.
Driver to Policeman: "How was I supposed to see him ? the guy was in my Invisiped zone!"

Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."

Pedestrian <Bam!>

Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>

or

The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.
by Dr Reason January 17, 2011
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Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
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