inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017

inverted helicopter

The sexual act of a gentleman arching his back with dong pointed upwards, whilst his partner mounts said gentleman, fully lubricated, and spins atop his throbbing member.

Chastity: "I have to go see the doctor tomorrow."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."

by Pauly Wanna November 9, 2015

Inverted Anus

The condition where one's anus is inside out

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

inverted hot

inverted is hot omg so sexy them bangs wow very hot

"wow guys did you see inverted's fucking hotter than chris evans"
"wow yeah"
"yeah, inverted hot"

by thatuselessbruhmomenter May 18, 2021

inverted pushpop

The act of inserting a non-erect penis into a vagina then having it becomes erect inside said vagina to give a push pop feeling

Person 1: "I didn't get it up in time so I just put it in flaccid."
Person 2: "How did it feel?"
Person 1: "Like a push pop just the other way around."
Person 2: "So an inverted pushpop?"

by the one with the stuff September 21, 2014

inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.

yes daddy" inverted asshole

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019