himself

an irish reference to the male head of the household. a notch below himself is "that other fellow." even lower is "that thing over there."

so where the hell is himself tonight?

by himself o'leary September 9, 2004

Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

Finch-HIMself

Finch-HIMself is mostly known for hacking Habbo.com moderators and staff members. He's a legit hacker that has made several thousand dollars simply by playing an 'online game'.

His website is www.Finch-HIMself.com

Finch-HIMself don't take my furnizzzz!!!

by William Reed January 2, 2008

Pop Rock Hummer

Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received.

A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina.

by Tony Tollefson January 4, 2009

smell himself

when a young adolescent girl or boy starts to become rebellious

My son and I were discussing his curfew the other night, and he raised his voice at me for the very first time. I told my son that he needed to watch his tone with me because he's starting to smell himself and I don't play that.

by AlwaysSweet February 8, 2008

humex

The 1 foot area of atmosphere surrounding your face, concentrating on the nasal and oral cavities and the stream of air passage.

Two men standing side by side watching the races, shoulder to shoulder. Both are facing forward. One man turns his head to face the other, thus changing the direction of his humex. Other man turns his head to face the man who is looking at him, thus intermingling their humexes.

"When the drunk fan breathed whiskey in my face, he invaded my humex. When he belched, he polluted my humex

by D V O April 2, 2004